DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
you have 13 minutes
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[HE DOESN'T WANT TO FUCKING DIE BEFORE TASTING OTAE-SAN'S SWEET, TINY MOUNDS, OKAY?!?!?!?!? A TEENAGER MUST UNDERSTAND!]
neither do i but u know whatll solve that sending it 2 ppl u kn ow multiple times!!! surely that counts 4 every egg or seaman they have rite rite???? rite totes counts!!
DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
are you alright??? are you safe at home tucked in with your girly magazines and teddy? yoshitake i need you to stay under the radar for awhile, alright? you can still go to school, no i dont think you can skip that big test you didn't study for since you stayed up all night, young man...but i need to keep you safe and to do that i need you to trust me when i tell you to stay with your family unless they instruct otherwise. and if you feel in danger or scared or have girl problems, call me and i'll come save you.
[Because everyone is a teenage boy once, child. Some still are. And because he does too]
ah...dont worry about it, then. just mind what i told you and make sure to travel in groups with a herd. its just for a rehearsal, you know? haha! nothin to fret about. keep your phone on you at all times, and no unnecessary sexting
[ Hi, neighbor. Happy Halloween! While no one is home, Yozora sneakily leaves a CD without a name or return address in the mail one day. If Yoshitake watches it, he will see a video of a bathtub filling up with water. At least, that's what it sounds like. Then, the tub starts overflowing and he'll see that it's not full of water, but of blood...
At that point, a person rises from the tub. Their face is covered by their long hair, but their slender arms tell him that she's a woman. She slowly gets up and out of the tub... and crawls towards the viewer.
At that point, his landline will ring because Yozora will be watching him from her house at 1428. Strangely, the caller doesn't show up on caller ID... Or maybe it's too dark to see. We'll come up with an excuse later. ]
[At first Yoshitake had stood by the mailbox and examined the CD for a good minute or two before finally taking it into the house. He's not sure why anyone would leave this in there but he doesn't hesitate to watch it. Curiosity and all that.
A horror movie. That seemed appropriate, if a bit terrifying that it would be delivered to his house without a title or return address. A familiar horror movie. Okay, at the point where the woman is crawling out the tub Yoshitake is holding a pillow to his face as if it will protect him from the unholy fear he's filling in the depths of his bowels right now.
When the phone rings he yells like his hair is on fire, spinning to stare really intensely at said phone. This would be the part in the movie where answering it would seal is fate, right? But ignoring it would do no good -- it would just keep ringing! Or attack his house until he picks up! So of course he shakily brings to phone to his ear...]
[Yoshitake will find a sloppily wrapped package in his mailbox on this fine day. Inside is this utterly badass coat with a note attached:]
Yoshi-kun, I remember when we first met you were kind enough to lend your jacket to the cause of The Ass. I hope this one will make a good enough replacement :D You're gonna be strutting your stuff and making all the girls swoon in the brisk breeze. I'm so thankful to have met you and become your friend. Thanks for everything! May your holidays be bright and not end up with boughs of holly anywhere unpleasant! Your friend, Isao
[In the pockets he'll also find a couple bags of various candies]
[have a shittily (he tried) wrapped bag of these. it's not the most inventive gift, but makoto figures that like him, yoshitake can appreciate the fun that are marbles.]
Yoshitake! Merry Christmas! Are you back to normal now? Anyway, let's play together some time!
[Where he's sure that Yoshitake will see it is a children's book he thinks might be pretty handy for his son to read. It has a ribbon on it with a note: Merry Christmas. Read it to yourself at night for your bedtime story.
~Ryoga]
[ text; ] Backdated to when Shark left (Because I clearly fail at doing things in a timely manner.)
congratulations on the blue macaron! there's, uh, a portion missing to it mostly because the president only started reading the landlord's letter after he'd taken a bite. written on an accompanying napkin reads:]
Yoshitake,
I don't know what you're favorite color is, but this seemed like a safe enough bet. It got a little crushed in the mailbox, probably! Enjoy.
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one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
you have 13 minutes
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i don't even know that many people Kondo-san!!!
[Normally he doesn't believe in this stuff but people keep disappearing in his house.]
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DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
you have 13 minutes
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yoshitake i need you to stay under the radar for awhile, alright? you can still go to school, no i dont think you can skip that big test you didn't study for since you stayed up all night, young man...but i need to keep you safe and to do that i need you to trust me when i tell you to stay with your family unless they instruct otherwise.
and if you feel in danger or scared or have girl problems, call me and i'll come save you.
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Shit how does he know about the magazine???]why wouldn't i be alright?? what's going on? you're weirding me out, Kondo-san!!
[Someone managed to miss all of that murder stuff on the t.v]
[text] deal, my sweet nipple....deal
[Because everyone is a teenage boy once, child. Some still are. And because he does too]ah...dont worry about it, then. just mind what i told you and make sure to travel in groups with a herd. its just for a rehearsal, you know? haha! nothin to fret about. keep your phone on you at all times, and no unnecessary sexting
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ur going 2 the halloween ball rite?????
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At that point, a person rises from the tub. Their face is covered by their long hair, but their slender arms tell him that she's a woman. She slowly gets up and out of the tub... and crawls towards the viewer.
At that point, his landline will ring because Yozora will be watching him from her house at 1428. Strangely, the caller doesn't show up on caller ID... Or maybe it's too dark to see. We'll come up with an excuse later. ]
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A horror movie. That seemed appropriate, if a bit terrifying that it would be delivered to his house without a title or return address. A familiar horror movie. Okay, at the point where the woman is crawling out the tub Yoshitake is holding a pillow to his face as if it will protect him from the unholy fear he's filling in the depths of his bowels right now.
When the phone rings he yells like his hair is on fire, spinning to stare really intensely at said phone. This would be the part in the movie where answering it would seal is fate, right? But ignoring it would do no good -- it would just keep ringing! Or attack his house until he picks up! So of course he shakily brings to phone to his ear...]
Uh...h-hello?
i guess this is voice now
Three days.
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Merry Christmas! You can't not like candy canes, right?
Best wishes,
The President
[included with this letter is, as hinted to, a candy cane tied with pink ribbon.]
gift-oroonie
Yoshi-kun,
I remember when we first met you were kind enough to lend your jacket to the cause of The Ass. I hope this one will make a good enough replacement :D You're gonna be strutting your stuff and making all the girls swoon in the brisk breeze. I'm so thankful to have met you and become your friend. Thanks for everything! May your holidays be bright and not end up with boughs of holly anywhere unpleasant!
Your friend,
Isao
[In the pockets he'll also find a couple bags of various candies]
December 25 | gift
Attached is a card and, in Hiroki's neat handwriting:]
Merry Christmas, big brother! Be careful that you don't catch a chill. That would be a horrible way to spend the holidays.
- Hiroki
12/25, mailbox
Yoshitake! Merry Christmas!
Are you back to normal now?
Anyway, let's play together some time!
Makoto
dated the 25th
~Ryoga]
[ text; ] Backdated to when Shark left (Because I clearly fail at doing things in a timely manner.)
[ text; ] don't worry so do i
[And another text will come immediately after because once Yoshitake realized what she was saying he went to check for himself.]
damn it!! he's really gone
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[Which is a bit more disheartening this time because she got to know Shark better than her previous not!parents.]
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congratulations on the blue macaron! there's, uh, a portion missing to it mostly because the president only started reading the landlord's letter after he'd taken a bite. written on an accompanying napkin reads:]
Yoshitake,
I don't know what you're favorite color is, but this seemed like a safe enough bet. It got a little crushed in the mailbox, probably! Enjoy.
The Student Council President