like if you don't take a good doody you cant properly perform your duty.
hey can i ask you something in case the pond monster gets me or something? i cant be taken to my watery grave without ever knowing and you're the only one i trust to speak about this sensitive subject with :(
right on the hiney! if my doodie is hard and hurts my booty im thinkin about it all day nd all stressed out nd tense! but if its smooth then the rest of the day follows.
what is it, my child? you can ask me anything. i accept your trust and am prepared to hold it in my bosom safely. even if its about whether or not that feels like warm pudding like the internet says
for the record tho i'm not gonna let you go to a watery grave at all.
amen, brotha! thats why i always have my men take a potty break before a big raid. having to poop makes them slip in the bowels, y'know
.........................its dyed????????????? really?? i thought you were one of those main characters w/the crazy animu colors like pink or purple even tho you're japanese! cant even tell!
[Dumbass? NO WAY he's so wise that's why Yoshitake hangs on his every word!
Or mostly it's because Yoshitake is a dumbass as well.]
you thought i was a main character????????? haha no way man i'm more like supporting cast
anyway yeah it's actually brown but i dyed it when i turned 13. you really couldn't tell??? someone saw right through the fake blond as soon as they looked at me so i was kind of worried. i have to use a different brand of dye since i got here i thought maybe it wasn't as good as i thought and everyone was looking at me and just KNOWING!
ph shush, you're deff a main character!! the spiky hair and stuff proves it! not to mention your powerful protag musk! mhm!
well you are what you eat....and another person w/a bleach job could easily spot another one, right? same w/noses or fake boobs! this person just feels self conscious and trynna make you feel bad. as long as the brand doesnt make your hair fall out or speak in tongues then you've got nothing to worry about!
that's a lot of pressure tho! i mean i kinda don't mind being a supporting kinda guy but i'm glad i have the look of a protag!!
hm, i don't know man. his hair seemed super natural. but maybe? it's a dumb thing to worry about i know. i'm not sure why it got to me so much. but the dye i use doesn't make my hair fall out or anything so i'm good there.
now, now, dont fret. just think of it like the pressure of a fart! when u squeeze it out if feels a lot better, right??? a slow one u hide durin carpool. u talk the talk and u walk the walk, but u do what makes u happy, okay?
its all in the brows, bro! look closely....theyre probs all clean cut, not a single unibrow hint in sight...thats cause he fixes em! u r 1. naw, i dont think its dumb...i think its really normal to worry about stuff like that. ur hair is v silky, yes! the girls love that! no matter how much hair, ass or otherwise u have, no matter the color, its U that matters, ur soul. the rest falls in2 place.
thatta boy! im happy 2 help. i remember what it was like growin up w/hair troubles and girl troubles and troubles during gym class. any time u need someone 2 steer u right back round right round round, u know where 2 find me. aint nothin u need 2 fret about anymore. :D:D:D
[This is comforting, truly. Kondo was kind of like having a father figure around, or a best friend, which is one of the things he's been missing like crazy since he got here. His friends; especially Hidenori and Tadakuni. His actual family, his father. Even his sister. Even his mother. Even that idiot, Mitsuo.]
i know you wont. [And he really believes that! For better or worse.] i'm going to go pass on this text now so i dont get eaten by the pond monster. i'll send it the way you told me!
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hey can i ask you something in case the pond monster gets me or something? i cant be taken to my watery grave without ever knowing and you're the only one i trust to speak about this sensitive subject with :(
[text] i'm ....so...rry...
what is it, my child? you can ask me anything. i accept your trust and am prepared to hold it in my bosom safely. even if its about whether or not that feels like warm pudding like the internet says
for the record tho i'm not gonna let you go to a watery grave at all.
[text] SHHH SHHH never be sorry
that's not what it's about! and i know, but JUST IN CASE. i just wanted to know....
can you tell me hair is a dye job? if you can is it a bad one???
[Ever since Badou pointed it out he just can't stop wondering if he looks like a jackass! HE DOES NOT WANT TO DIE LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS.]
[text] beautiful treasure u r
.........................its dyed????????????? really?? i thought you were one of those main characters w/the crazy animu colors like pink or purple even tho you're japanese! cant even tell!
[Then again hes a dumbass so.......]
[text] it is u who is the treasure
Or mostly it's because Yoshitake is a dumbass as well.]
you thought i was a main character????????? haha no way man i'm more like supporting cast
anyway yeah it's actually brown but i dyed it when i turned 13. you really couldn't tell??? someone saw right through the fake blond as soon as they looked at me so i was kind of worried. i have to use a different brand of dye since i got here i thought maybe it wasn't as good as i thought and everyone was looking at me and just KNOWING!
[text] no it is clearly u, my sweet
well you are what you eat....and another person w/a bleach job could easily spot another one, right? same w/noses or fake boobs! this person just feels self conscious and trynna make you feel bad. as long as the brand doesnt make your hair fall out or speak in tongues then you've got nothing to worry about!
[text] let's both be treasures v///v
hm, i don't know man. his hair seemed super natural. but maybe? it's a dumb thing to worry about i know. i'm not sure why it got to me so much. but the dye i use doesn't make my hair fall out or anything so i'm good there.
[text] yes, lets ;~;
its all in the brows, bro! look closely....theyre probs all clean cut, not a single unibrow hint in sight...thats cause he fixes em! u r 1. naw, i dont think its dumb...i think its really normal to worry about stuff like that. ur hair is v silky, yes! the girls love that! no matter how much hair, ass or otherwise u have, no matter the color, its U that matters, ur soul. the rest falls in2 place.
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thanks. that means a lot to me.
[A whole lot.]
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[Who has two thumbs and has a kokoro that grew at least 2 times as big and warm and fuzzy? This gorilla]
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