[Because everyone is a teenage boy once, child. Some still are. And because he does too]
ah...dont worry about it, then. just mind what i told you and make sure to travel in groups with a herd. its just for a rehearsal, you know? haha! nothin to fret about. keep your phone on you at all times, and no unnecessary sexting
see you can't just say not to worry about it and then tell me to travel in groups like there's something i SHOULD be worrying about! i have to know what to look out for right?
migration, maaaaaaaaan, its probably just migration! gotta stick with your hommies so you dont get left behind, right
we dont even know what to look out for. mostly any suspicious individuals. you're right though, you deserve to know. i'll level with you. we have reason to believe individuals here were murdered and the perp or perpS have yet to be apprehended. my people are working on bringing this scum to justice day and night, relentlessly, but its still a work in progress.
do you understand what i mean when i say i need you to protect yourself and your loved ones? we all have to band together and help each other. chaos and fear is what this piece of shit wants. but together we're all much, much stronger than that. our souls will shine through this and draw each other in. thats why you have to be incredibly careful and attuned to your surroundings and cautious. i promise you i'll protect you no matter what.
[So maybe he freaked out a little when he read this text. But he's not going to show it and make Kondo regret telling him, nope!
The text does take a minute though, because he has to check on his sister and make sure she's still around first.]
shit. seriously?? okay, i'll be careful i promise. you be careful too, though!! i mean i know it's your job and all to catch people like this but still. don't die.
[I-it's not like he was worried the kid had run screaming through the streets without pants, fear overwhelming him or anything in those few minutes. When he reads the next text he smiles as he shoots off:]
seriously. that's my boy :D you just lay low and most of all listen to your gut the moment it tries to tell you something. your instincts will protect you.
heh, thanks. i'll do my best. but my first priority is all of you. runner up is living, of course. i wont let you down.
hah, thats sweet of you to say so. you've no idea how much that means to me, my heart. but i'm just a big lug of strong arms and chiseled shoulders. toushi and the others here before me have been doing an amazing job, with or without me. i'm just glad to be of help. i'm just another gorilla in the fray ;)
[It may be a couple of minutes before the next reply comes because he uh, had to go twosies not anything like HIM TEARING UP over the concern his "student" is displaying, okay!!!]
thank you! i'm really happy to know you, y'know? uh...i will? if i start to fizz out or forget the way to the bathroom, i'll let you know. the same goes to you, okay? i'll come running.
[Yoshitake may or may not be wondering if maybe he jinxed shit by bringing it up and those few minutes with no response Kondo is VANISHING OH GOD--oh he replied.]
okay it's a deal then! if either of us start to feel ethereal or something we call the other!
[text] deal, my sweet nipple....deal
[Because everyone is a teenage boy once, child. Some still are. And because he does too]ah...dont worry about it, then. just mind what i told you and make sure to travel in groups with a herd. its just for a rehearsal, you know? haha! nothin to fret about. keep your phone on you at all times, and no unnecessary sexting
[text] but this is too cute i can't
c'mon be straight with me, man.
[text] i know right?! ugh they make me sick
we dont even know what to look out for. mostly any suspicious individuals. you're right though, you deserve to know. i'll level with you. we have reason to believe individuals here were murdered and the perp or perpS have yet to be apprehended. my people are working on bringing this scum to justice day and night, relentlessly, but its still a work in progress.
do you understand what i mean when i say i need you to protect yourself and your loved ones? we all have to band together and help each other. chaos and fear is what this piece of shit wants. but together we're all much, much stronger than that. our souls will shine through this and draw each other in. thats why you have to be incredibly careful and attuned to your surroundings and cautious. i promise you i'll protect you no matter what.
[text] sick with all their cute
The text does take a minute though, because he has to check on his sister and make sure she's still around first.]
shit. seriously?? okay, i'll be careful i promise. you be careful too, though!! i mean i know it's your job and all to catch people like this but still. don't die.
[text] ME TOO DAMMIT! VOMitTS
seriously. that's my boy :D you just lay low and most of all listen to your gut the moment it tries to tell you something. your instincts will protect you.
heh, thanks. i'll do my best. but my first priority is all of you. runner up is living, of course. i wont let you down.
[text]
i believe you'll catch this creep!
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:D thank you for that faith in me! that makes me really happy and gives me a power up. i'll definitely catch em.
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ah basically i'm glad you're around. BTW if you ever feel like you're suddenly ceasing to exist give me a heads up okay??
[That's not exactly coming out of nowhere, okay!]
[text]
thank you! i'm really happy to know you, y'know? uh...i will? if i start to fizz out or forget the way to the bathroom, i'll let you know. the same goes to you, okay? i'll come running.
[text]
okay it's a deal then! if either of us start to feel ethereal or something we call the other!
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damn right! youve got yourself a deal, yoshi-kun. we've got each others asses, mhm! we'll be absolutely, toooootes fine. :D