DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
you have 13 minutes
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[HE DOESN'T WANT TO FUCKING DIE BEFORE TASTING OTAE-SAN'S SWEET, TINY MOUNDS, OKAY?!?!?!?!? A TEENAGER MUST UNDERSTAND!]
neither do i but u know whatll solve that sending it 2 ppl u kn ow multiple times!!! surely that counts 4 every egg or seaman they have rite rite???? rite totes counts!!
NONONONONNO! THERE HAS 2 B SUM STRETCHIN SOMEONE MUST HAVE PUT A BUTT PLUG IN THERE 2 LOOSEN THINGS A LIL I BELIEVE THIS W/ALL MY HEART! I HAVE 2!!!! HOW CAN I TRUST THOSE PLUGS EVER AGAIN IF I DONT TRUST MY HEART?!?! :((((((((((((((((((
putting butt plugs in places??? no not recently i mean at all ever
like if you don't take a good doody you cant properly perform your duty.
hey can i ask you something in case the pond monster gets me or something? i cant be taken to my watery grave without ever knowing and you're the only one i trust to speak about this sensitive subject with :(
right on the hiney! if my doodie is hard and hurts my booty im thinkin about it all day nd all stressed out nd tense! but if its smooth then the rest of the day follows.
what is it, my child? you can ask me anything. i accept your trust and am prepared to hold it in my bosom safely. even if its about whether or not that feels like warm pudding like the internet says
for the record tho i'm not gonna let you go to a watery grave at all.
amen, brotha! thats why i always have my men take a potty break before a big raid. having to poop makes them slip in the bowels, y'know
.........................its dyed????????????? really?? i thought you were one of those main characters w/the crazy animu colors like pink or purple even tho you're japanese! cant even tell!
[Dumbass? NO WAY he's so wise that's why Yoshitake hangs on his every word!
Or mostly it's because Yoshitake is a dumbass as well.]
you thought i was a main character????????? haha no way man i'm more like supporting cast
anyway yeah it's actually brown but i dyed it when i turned 13. you really couldn't tell??? someone saw right through the fake blond as soon as they looked at me so i was kind of worried. i have to use a different brand of dye since i got here i thought maybe it wasn't as good as i thought and everyone was looking at me and just KNOWING!
ph shush, you're deff a main character!! the spiky hair and stuff proves it! not to mention your powerful protag musk! mhm!
well you are what you eat....and another person w/a bleach job could easily spot another one, right? same w/noses or fake boobs! this person just feels self conscious and trynna make you feel bad. as long as the brand doesnt make your hair fall out or speak in tongues then you've got nothing to worry about!
that's a lot of pressure tho! i mean i kinda don't mind being a supporting kinda guy but i'm glad i have the look of a protag!!
hm, i don't know man. his hair seemed super natural. but maybe? it's a dumb thing to worry about i know. i'm not sure why it got to me so much. but the dye i use doesn't make my hair fall out or anything so i'm good there.
now, now, dont fret. just think of it like the pressure of a fart! when u squeeze it out if feels a lot better, right??? a slow one u hide durin carpool. u talk the talk and u walk the walk, but u do what makes u happy, okay?
its all in the brows, bro! look closely....theyre probs all clean cut, not a single unibrow hint in sight...thats cause he fixes em! u r 1. naw, i dont think its dumb...i think its really normal to worry about stuff like that. ur hair is v silky, yes! the girls love that! no matter how much hair, ass or otherwise u have, no matter the color, its U that matters, ur soul. the rest falls in2 place.
thatta boy! im happy 2 help. i remember what it was like growin up w/hair troubles and girl troubles and troubles during gym class. any time u need someone 2 steer u right back round right round round, u know where 2 find me. aint nothin u need 2 fret about anymore. :D:D:D
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one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
you have 13 minutes
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i don't even know that many people Kondo-san!!!
[Normally he doesn't believe in this stuff but people keep disappearing in his house.]
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neither do i but u know whatll solve that
sending it 2 ppl u kn ow multiple times!!! surely that counts 4 every egg or seaman they have rite
rite????
rite
totes counts!!
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i don't think it works that way. these things don't have loopholes the monsters go out of their way to make them air tight!
that's not what you've been doing is it?????????????
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NONONONONNO!
THERE HAS 2 B SUM STRETCHIN
SOMEONE MUST HAVE PUT A BUTT PLUG IN THERE 2 LOOSEN THINGS A LIL
I BELIEVE THIS W/ALL MY HEART! I HAVE 2!!!! HOW CAN I TRUST THOSE PLUGS EVER AGAIN IF I DONT TRUST MY HEART?!?! :((((((((((((((((((
putting butt plugs in places??? no not recently
i mean at all
ever
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unless you mean they put a butt plug in the chain letter. i don't get your analogies sometimes Kondo-san :(
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anyway
its alright, not everyone does. basically: theres always hope @ the end of the brown eyed tunnel. neva 4get that
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if you really think this will help then i'll do it!!
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heh doody.......
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because duty sounds like doody.
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yeah! its much like the same thing, both important too
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hey can i ask you something in case the pond monster gets me or something? i cant be taken to my watery grave without ever knowing and you're the only one i trust to speak about this sensitive subject with :(
[text] i'm ....so...rry...
what is it, my child? you can ask me anything. i accept your trust and am prepared to hold it in my bosom safely. even if its about whether or not that feels like warm pudding like the internet says
for the record tho i'm not gonna let you go to a watery grave at all.
[text] SHHH SHHH never be sorry
that's not what it's about! and i know, but JUST IN CASE. i just wanted to know....
can you tell me hair is a dye job? if you can is it a bad one???
[Ever since Badou pointed it out he just can't stop wondering if he looks like a jackass! HE DOES NOT WANT TO DIE LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS.]
[text] beautiful treasure u r
.........................its dyed????????????? really?? i thought you were one of those main characters w/the crazy animu colors like pink or purple even tho you're japanese! cant even tell!
[Then again hes a dumbass so.......]
[text] it is u who is the treasure
Or mostly it's because Yoshitake is a dumbass as well.]
you thought i was a main character????????? haha no way man i'm more like supporting cast
anyway yeah it's actually brown but i dyed it when i turned 13. you really couldn't tell??? someone saw right through the fake blond as soon as they looked at me so i was kind of worried. i have to use a different brand of dye since i got here i thought maybe it wasn't as good as i thought and everyone was looking at me and just KNOWING!
[text] no it is clearly u, my sweet
well you are what you eat....and another person w/a bleach job could easily spot another one, right? same w/noses or fake boobs! this person just feels self conscious and trynna make you feel bad. as long as the brand doesnt make your hair fall out or speak in tongues then you've got nothing to worry about!
[text] let's both be treasures v///v
hm, i don't know man. his hair seemed super natural. but maybe? it's a dumb thing to worry about i know. i'm not sure why it got to me so much. but the dye i use doesn't make my hair fall out or anything so i'm good there.
[text] yes, lets ;~;
its all in the brows, bro! look closely....theyre probs all clean cut, not a single unibrow hint in sight...thats cause he fixes em! u r 1. naw, i dont think its dumb...i think its really normal to worry about stuff like that. ur hair is v silky, yes! the girls love that! no matter how much hair, ass or otherwise u have, no matter the color, its U that matters, ur soul. the rest falls in2 place.
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THERE ISNT ENOUGH CURSING! OR SOBBING! or maybe theres too much sobbing]